If you find yourself easily offended, please, skip to the next section. The result is a shortlist of polished and carefully hand-picked jokes about gamblers. We sifted through the hundreds of gambling dark humour stories to find the best ones.

There’s a reason you lie in poker… you can’t always be the best player at the table.ĭark humour jokes have some of the most hilarious casino jokes you could hear if you have the stomach for them.

Poker has the only river in the world you can drown in more than once.

If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time.

The dealer jumps and points a gun at the players: “I hate cheeters! Why do you have cards I have not dealt yet?”

Money isn’t everything … unless you’re playing in a rebuy tournament.

I asked a caveman if he wants to play poker with me.

– Then I can be the world’s biggest pit boss.

I am going to open an international casino in the Mariana Trench.

I couldn’t hit a river if I fell out of the boat.

Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who say he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.

The naked one says: “That’s why I respect you – you know when to quit.” One of them is completely naked and the other one has only his underwear. Some are so roasty and perfectly awkward that they are worthy to of being called dad jokes. The next lines hold wisdom and gambling experience synthesised in a few sentences.

Our listing starts with a few clever one-liners, card jokes, and some funny quotes from the gambling humor world. As always, any resemblance with real events and people is unintentional.

No offence meant – it is all just for laughs. We made this list with the intention of fun and entertainment. Our collection of funny bets and jokes about gambling comes from casinos and gambling rooms from all over the world. Some of them are based on true stories, while others are completely fictional. We collected casino stories, gambling jokes, and some card jokes from the playrooms. Gamblers wear the serious poker face during tournaments, but behind the mask, most of them are great to be around. Having a great sense of humour is essential when you live life under pressure. Toggle Navigation Gambling Jokes – Hilarious and Witty Jokes About Gambling DecemTony Christopher

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